(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac: Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus: I'm not lighting it.
Gus: It's a metaphor.
Isaac: Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus: I can't write.
Isaac: That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus: Can you unpause the game?
Isaac: Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus: You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac: Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus: This is a good metaphor!
Isaac: Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Isaac: Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Isaac: Or that one time-
Gus: Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac: Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe