naamahdarling:

only-tiktoks:

More fuel for my massive beef with “vinegar makes things cleaner!” people.

greelin:

personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

asha-the-confused-lolita:

I just had a discussion with my friend about fanfiction and how we tend to assume that women are the writers without any actual proof. Then I said, hey, I know fanfiction written by gay and trans dudes. But then I remembered, wait, I think I know one writer who just must be cis het based on his work. Anyway, all writers, be honest, who are you?

Please reblog if you’re interested in the results.

If you have ever written any fanfiction, tell me your identity, pls

cis het woman

cis queer woman

trans het woman

trans queer woman

nonbinary person

cis het man

cis queer man

trans het man

trans queer man

other/prefer not to tell/see the results

pointless-achievements:

escuerzoresucitado:

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I’d Hoped

Get your meat sucked

marinebiologyshitposts:

dailycephalopods:

Daily Cephalopod #35

IMPOSTER

pillsburysoyboy:

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

fishyandclintbarton:

I love this for him so much 💜

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Are there any standards fro what counts as a song in eurovision. Like if a country entered a guy just silently eating a sausage for three minutes while someone occasionally does some beatboxing in the background for a few seconds would they be allowed to.

#has to have lyrics and be 3 mins or less#those are the two major song rules#stage rules include only having 6 people on stage and instruments can’t be live#(like you can play them but the sound has to be pre-recorded)#but the vocals fo have to be live#the songs also have to be ‘released’ between September and the competition in May

Okay so the beatboxing guy would instead need to occasionally yell “SAUSAGE!” and they could enter so long as they also sold this experience online before May

lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

ALT

septembermonologues:

septembermonologues:

i caught this out of the corner of my eye last night and it killed me

rydenxo:

rydenxo:

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

rariteehee:

rariteehee:

just thinking about ddlc again and, like… the moment where monika says “or should i call you [windows user name]?” if the name you enter in-game doesn’t match? that hit different as a trans person who hadn’t yet updated their windows name at the time of playing.

sure monika knowing your “real name” is already scary, but being fucking DEADNAMED by monika is both so much worse and REALLY funny in a fucked up way. the programming accidentally made this beloved horror game character be transphobic @ me. truly a gaslight gatekeep girlboss moment <3

pov, monika is about to break the 4th wall in the form of accidental transphobia

pikestaff:

Honestly. I think muting and filtering are such great tools and I want to see more positivity for it. There’s so many “I would never mute the tags of my beloved mutuals’ interests” posts around here but like. Please mute tags that I post that you are not interested in. YOU are why I tag everything so precisely, because I want you to be have a good time on my blog and use the filters.